fidget spinner

a spinning thing that is meant for people with ADHD but some idiots use it as well. also referred to as autistic shurikien

person:"Hey nice fidget spinner, can I have a go?"
person2:"Fuck off"

by a kind of cool doughnut May 18, 2017

Fridge-worthy

Getting a grade, drawing a picture, earning an above average mark in a schools test etc someting that is good enough to stick on your fridge

I earnt a fridge-worthy grade at school today. My parents were very impressed.

by Sarah92 January 16, 2007

Pork Scotch Fridge

An appliance used by fat security guards for keeping all the food responsible for maintaining their waistline above 50 inches. To anyone else who has access to it its a repository for steaming piles of shit.

Pork Scotch (opening the Pork Scotch Fridge): Dear God what's that smell!

Maybe your food's gone off.

Pork Scotch: Someone's put a bag of shit in my fridge!

I saw some niggers hanging round earlier.

Pork Scotch: I'll kill 'em all!

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009

fidget

to toy with an object, usually a pen, during company meetings or bad church sermons

Pastor Ed's sermon sent us all in a stupor, so i fidgeted

by cinnabun! August 21, 2003

fridge dance

the wierd routine dance one does everytime he checkes the fridge, even if he isnt hungry.

Jake kept fridge dancing yesterday in hopes of finding one last beer.

Did you hear about Cris? He was so drunk he fell while doing the fridge dance.

by Flaming_Blade May 25, 2009

Fidget spinner

A special ed toy stupid people play with and don't have a thing to do else with their shitty lives.

Mom can I get a fidget spinner .

Mom : hell no those are for sped people

by Tommy Andrew May 23, 2017

The Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome

When you are bored or you've been away from Internet access or just whenever you log in to Facebook over and over even though pretty much nothing changes, but you just do it to a) have something to do b) make sure no one's magically done something cool. Called such because it's like when you're hungry or (more likely) bored and so you keep checking the fridge in the hopes that something new and exciting will appear, even though you know it's just week-old leftovers.

Dude 1: Hey, have you noticed Lou's been on Facebook a lot today?

Dude 2: Yeah, he was camping all last week...must have the Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome.

by SchylertheSuperStar October 8, 2011