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fecal fart

When someone accidentally deficates while farting.
Louie had a fecal fart after eating a can of refried beans.
by frenchie 312 December 17, 2015
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Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking.
Q: Why was Chad late for work?
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).
by like a viking November 13, 2011
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Fecalphilia

An obsession with shit.
Kyle Broslovski had fecalphilia. He kept seeing Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. A Fecalphiliac is someone who's obsessed with "mookie stinks".
by Mister Mackey March 23, 2004
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Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.
"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."
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fecalpheliac

Compulsion for fiddling with or otherwise excitedly manipulating human excrement, usually for sexual arousal
Only his brown stained fingernails gave any indication that he was a closet fecalpheliac
by jdt November 13, 2003
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fecal fairy

A descriptive noun , used to describe a person of homosexual nature, who enjoys the fecal matter found in his or her lovers anal regions.
Dave , the fecal fairy, can never get enough of the fecal matter that he loves so dearly.
by B. Golden October 23, 2004
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fecal monster

Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.
"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "
by JiF October 30, 2003
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