paint my fence

An innocuous term with an implied sexual reference. It is specifically used for trolling your friends or older children by invoking phallic imagery.

Texting example:
You: PAINT MY FENCE!
Friend: Huh?
You: Sorry, that was meant for my wife. Do yourself a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary...

Last night I asked my wife to paint my fence. White, of course.

by Fermat De January 30, 2018

LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.

My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.

by Kingzake2121 March 4, 2019

Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.

Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.

by Redant9000 September 23, 2019

the fence sitters

these are a very specialised group of people who are absent of any ability to make a choice in any walk of life.
they very often avoid making decisions and would much rather sit on ones fence, there it is said to be safe and free from confrontation.

if approached by large groups asking lots of questions at a fast tempo the fence sitters are often known to curl up into a ball or play dead.

chris: "hey john did u see that smogon stood over there on its own, the fuckin freak?"

john: "im saying nothing mate, i dont wanna get involved"

chris: "why have you curled up on the floor in a ball? oh yeah! your one of the fence sitters"

john: "stop asking me so many questions, i might accidently answer one"

chris: "whatever! you fuckin fence sitter!"

by ewok840 November 22, 2011

picket fence teeth

A large space/gap between every tooth, so that it resembles the spaces in a picket fence.

She doesn't have a smile like Lauren Hutton, she's got picket fence teeth!

by emilyethel June 11, 2014

Nigerian Fence

When the male in a black couple gets his hairy asshole eaten out by his partner with braces. The pubes are caught in the braces and ripped from the males asshole. They then make out and the pubes are transferred to the males mouth.

Yo I did the Nigerian Fence with my girl last night. It was fucking amazing!

by nigward303 July 27, 2018

brick built fence

The term 'brick built fence' is commonly used by electricians to describe a wall. Both internal and external.

Hay, Ian, bang me a socket on that brick built fence.

by robospike May 18, 2010