Felmon

An idiot, one who doesn't know when to stop asking questions and is always on people's nuts.

Man look at that Felmon, he is so annoying!

by Keeping it real all the time November 24, 2010

Felonis

(fel-oh-NEES) Hot, beautiful woman; loving and kind, but don't piss her off! From Greek and Latin roots - hot blooded and a party animal! Every man wishes he could have her; every woman wishes she could be her. A HELL of a lover! Often shortened to Fel or Loni.

Man I wish I could Felonis like that!

by DaStuff February 5, 2010

Fenton

Full of fake rich kids. They walk around in their 100$ shoes 100$ Hollister windbreakers and 100$ joggers. They all think their the shit because they hit their Sourins in the bathrooms(Juulrooms) at school. A city where the druggies meet up at the little kids playground down town. There is no down town to be heard of but there is always someone walking around down there. Then there is the Applefest the only thing that EVER happens there. Where girls give blow jobs on the Ferris wheel and kids buy weed in the parking lot. Half of the kids live in apartments but somehow afford Designer clothes, a vape and the newest iPhone all while their parents drive their Leased Escalades and Mini Vans. The Freshmen football players are all way to small and the cheerleaders are all skinny and short. Kids from Fenton think they are the shit but no one from any other state or even part of the state knows where it is.

Person 1: you wanna take our 7 year old kids to the park in downtown Fenton?
Person 2: only if you want them to smoke weed or get shot

by KTH😉 November 14, 2018

butt felony

A butt felony is a grievous offense committed to or on a butt. This corresponds to offenses committed by humans or by nature itself.

Person 1: "Oh my God, one of that girl's cheeks is WAY bigger than the other one!"
Person 2 (reply): "I know, man, what a butt felony!"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice game!" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that was NOT a butt felony"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice shirt" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that WAS a butt felony"

by Zeb Girouard April 28, 2007

feltonisgreasy

a certain person on tiktok who goes with a name of "feltonisgreasy". Is known for not seeing daylight for two years straight and can be defined as a "social reject".

"Hey! do you know feltonisgreasy on tiktok? "Yeah she is a total failure and a disgrace to this world, you should block her."

by childe.is.fugly July 10, 2021

Felony Speed

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).

Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."

by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010

felony jacket

A jacket with a hole in the pocket where you can hide drugs inside the lining of the jacket itself. Seems like your pockets are empty but if you search between the fabric all around the sleeves and or any where in the jacket itself things could be hidden there.

Hey I'm wearing my felony jacket so give me the bud and I'll hide it

by Felony jacket December 24, 2016