falegalegal

Illegally driving over double-yellow lines to leave and re-enter a carpool or HOV lane on the freeway.

"Ugh, these cars in the carpool lane are driving really slow."

"Just bust a falegalegal and go around them."

by HappyHaunt13 May 3, 2006

false boner

Getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed.

Person 1:Kevin dude we won the contest!!
Person 2:No way dude thats awesome!
Person 1:Ohh wait never mind, thats not us.
Person 2:Ahhh dude you just gave me a false boner.

by David Munafo January 30, 2009

False ban

When player is banned without or with incorrect/inaccurate evidence in a game.

John got false banned in a "game".
He appealed and got pardoned.

by Xucau July 8, 2020

fallen

When someone is or has fallen for someone. as in love or in lust.

someone who is in love or in lust with someone.

the act of being in love or lust with

She is so fallen for him

I am so fallen for him.

I'm fallen

by Megalyn December 18, 2005

false prophet

An individual that leads others towards a belief of recovery, hope or progress. They are false so they indeed have to use antics like comedy, good charms, teaching history and other methods of men to keep their audience captivated, entertained and misled into feeling that they've actually witnessed or achieved some kind of significant measure from their participation.

False Prophet: I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that! Follow me I will show you the way to prosperity!

Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*

False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."

Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"

False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"

Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*

*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*

False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*

by white whale August 9, 2013

fallenmoon

An object that was once a source of light, but has decended from grace to provide eternal knowledge to those in need. Also considered an Omen to the end of the world.

"Things are never as they seem. One day you could be drinking your coffee, the next you could be slitting your wrists.."

by Fallenmoon May 30, 2004

[Faloped]

to have sex with or to simple squire a woman about town.

Dude I just Faloped your mother last night!

by FalopedyoMom February 20, 2009