Dark_Falcon

A mountain lion with no teeth or claws

A tormented loner afraid of his "inner demon"

An affected half wit who fails at everything

A salesman who envies Willy Loman's success in life

Oh, look, a lamb who roars like a lion! Must be a dark_falcon.

Bob got canned because he couldn't sell ice water to people in hell. He's a real dark_falcon.

by macthebutterknife April 19, 2011

falconi

A man of many talents, also known as a real hero, this person is really good looking and is a big shot who calls all the shots in town.

wow falconi your so hot i want your babies

by Glenn February 1, 2005

Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon is a former cast member of the popular NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live. He is often referred to negatively as he often broke character or laughed during scenes. He went on to star in such films as Taxi alongside Queen Latifa, and Fever Pitch with Drew Barrymore.

Jimmy Fallon can also be used as a verb. When someone is expressing qualities that Jimmy Fallon often does, they would be "pulling a Jimmy Fallon."

Ben: "Hey Sean, did you watch Saturday Night Live last night?"
Sean: "Yes, it was pretty good, but I was a little distracted by Jimmy Fallon's hysterical laughing."
Ben: "Yeah, at first it was kind of funny when he forgot a line and started chuckling, but now it's getting a little old."

or

Ben: "And then the man went over to...*laughing*"
Sean: "Alright, cut. We have to keep starting the scene over because Ben's pulling a Jimmy Fallon."
Ben: "I'm sorry, I just find myself so entertaining."

by Ben Harris June 18, 2006

Falonious

A flake, Liar, Someone who never comes through for the team. Yu know tha Nigga thats always Braggin about wat he got but has nothing to show for it. Tha Nigga that just Lies for No reason. The Nigga that talks the most shit but wouldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight. He's FALONIOUS

"I just got a Bran New Car But its in the shop"- FALONIOUS STATEMENT!

by b-mack0709 May 18, 2009

Falconator

A mythical creature that gets laid like everyday , it's so elegant.

Wow, after last night I think that was the best time ever with that falconator look-a-like.

by JCG1991 January 1, 2009

fallonized

taking advantage of, borrowing with no intent to return, to sponge, to skulk, mooch, trying to get over, not having money while going out, trying to get free drinks, never willing contribute in any way. Always wanting something for nothing.

I totally got fallonized today, I took you to the store for gas money, you never gave me the money.

by thepacklife October 5, 2009

Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009