explosive diarrhea

When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.

"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."

by skank ass weasel May 1, 2003

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carlsberg export

An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly elderly ladies, will do anything to stop it crossing the border, including pushing the lorry drivers down the cellar stairs.

Carlsberg Export is so good the danish don't want it to leave.

by TV Boy June 19, 2005

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Homo Explosion

1. When two or more people of the same gender participate in close relations in public
2. A sweet band

Sarah: Hey....let's go inside together alone

Julie: Okay sounds like a good idea!

Paul: WOW, Liza. Those two are making a homo explosion. Let's leave.

by mspoopydiaper June 18, 2010

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exposition monkey

A character in a story or play who is there not for his/her character development or role in the story, but solely for the purpose of providing exposition to the audience.

Any time two minor characters in a Shakespearean play have a conversation not about themselves, but about others. Examples are found in Macbeth (2.4, 3.6), where the exposition monkey is the Old Man (and sometimes Ross); Merchant of Venice (2.8, first half of 3.1), where the exposition monkey is Solanio, Salarino, and Salerio. Some television characters serve this function as well as being regular characters. For example, Donna Moss on The West Wing.

by Smushey February 10, 2013

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