When you escape infection, because you missed a meeting with a person, that turned out to be infected.
"Hey babe, remember when you wanted to come over, but decided stay home?"
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."
by TheInfectious February 6, 2022
Get the Near COVID experience mug.When one performs the act of Blumpkin, nearly dies, has to be resuscitated and survives, living to tell the tale.
Granddad: Hey did I ever tell you kids about my Near Snuffkin Experience?
Grandchild: No, please do go on.
Grandchild: No, please do go on.
by The Juggernaught November 1, 2009
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by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021
Get the Gold Experience Requiem mug.The precise moment you have an epiphany and suddenly understand something, that you had previously made a large amount of effort to understand; but, despite your efforts, you had not been able to understand it until this moment.
My Logic professor wasn't explaining things in enough detail, and I was so confused by the structure and the point of truth tables; but, I just re-read the chapter on truth tables in my textbook and suddenly I had an ah-ha experience!
I'm so relieved that truth tables are finally starting to make sense! I might do okay in this course after all!
I'm so relieved that truth tables are finally starting to make sense! I might do okay in this course after all!
by Zaquel Faust November 5, 2012
Get the ah-ha experience mug.The Stanford Prison Experiment is the act of voluntarily yet also involuntarily locking yourself in your bedroom. After a solid beatoff session (using lube) you are unable to even turn your doorknob because of the amount of lube on your hands.
"I was unable to leave my room Saturday. After beating off, I accidentally pulled a Stanford Prison Experiment"
by Adam182 August 19, 2019
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“I’m tired, I think I’m just gonna go home, give myself the Joe Rogan Experience, brush my teeth, and go to sleep.”
by Justsomefukndude November 12, 2021
Get the The Joe Rogan Experience mug.A project beginning origionally as a solo-album for Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy and gradually growing to be a collective project of soon-to-be Dream Theater Keyboardist Jordan Rudess (who was accepted to Juliard at the age of 9), Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci, and bass guitarist Tony Levin (former King Crimson, Pink Floyd, and Paul Simon band member).
Both albums were completed in a week and were entirely improvised.
Both albums were completed in a week and were entirely improvised.
Albums: LTE 1 and LTE 2
"Try and keep yourself from your drums after hearing this." -Tony Levon to Mike Portnoy in the writing stages of Osmosis (LTE 1)
"Try and keep yourself from your drums after hearing this." -Tony Levon to Mike Portnoy in the writing stages of Osmosis (LTE 1)
by El Jefe February 27, 2005
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