Goobernatorial election

What an enlightened centrist calls a gubernatorial election.

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."

by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023

2024 election

An event where you'll have to choose the lesser evil out of a group of evils, to lead your country that's already in a downfall.

ah... the 2024 election, just like any other election

by manofthemilk1 February 26, 2024

2024 Election

The Battle of Geriatrics

Both candidates in the 2024 election suck ass. I’d rather have someone who does not have a 15% chance of dying in office

by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024

2024 Election results

The biggest dissapointment the world has seen since Dollar Tree went to $1.25! Trust me, it is. It will be talked about till the end of time, I will tell my nieces and nephews, they will tell their kids and siblings kids, who will tell their kids and siblings kids, and so on. They will all tell about the dissapointment of the results of the election. From Trump winning, to Bernie winning, to Issue 1 failing, it's pretty clear why this election will be one to remember. Mark my words! Spread it from next generation to the next! Thank you.

Me: "MAN the 2024 Election results was dissapointing!"

by REDBOSS2008 November 24, 2024

2024 Election results

A big W for the republicans where everything went their way. Generations from now, fellow republicans will tell the story about how they won.

Not me: "The 2024 Election Results were so good!"

by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024

Crony Elections

Electoral processes where the outcome is predetermined by elite networks, even if votes are counted and international observers are present. The forms of democracy are observed—candidates campaign, ballots are cast, results are announced—but the playing field is rigged through controlled media, selective enforcement of electoral laws, and the deep entanglement of political families with economic power. Voters get a choice, but the choices are all from the same club, funded by the same donors, and protected by the same legal system. Crony elections are the mechanism by which oligarchs launder their rule through the appearance of popular consent.

Example: "The opposition was allowed to run, but their ads were blocked, their rallies were raided, and their funding was frozen. Crony elections: the opposition can win, but only if the cronies let them."

by Abzugal March 22, 2026