Pulling an Earl

getting too stoned to turn off the end credits and inevitably losing touch with reality

Sebastian was Pulling an Earl during the end credits of “The Meg” by watching all of it.

by KayAngelic January 1, 2024

The angry Earl

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.

Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl

by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021

james earl cash

the guy from manhunt scary ass fucking game he suffocates stabs and shoot and hand to hand combat’s annoying as fuck

wyatt you look like james earl cash

by waynegretskee234 April 27, 2024

kenneth earl

Kenneth
noun. A male given name: from an irish word meaning “handsome".

Earl
noun. A British nobleman ranking above a viscount and below a marquess.

Kenneth Earl is a boy's name.

Ex.“her husband the earl had died"
Ex.“Kenneth is handsome”

by Fiesty draco March 2, 2023

Earl Rider

A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.

Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."

by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016

unkle earl

a stupit redneck with black teeth that lives in a cave who is also a pedophile and a kkk member who is famous on facebook for nothing he rapes anyone he seee's in the woods.

Unkle earl:hey boi take them pantys of

boi: fuck ima get raped

by ligmaglutonusomotitus May 12, 2019

Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.

by Gromaly October 17, 2018