Closet Escaper

Person who successfully accepted that they're gay or successfully escaped Narnia.

Did you hear about Colton? He's finally came out! He's a closet escaper!

by Cheeseburger69 December 09, 2015

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Escape Rope

Kill Yourself

Go use the escape rope from this existince

by odnan June 10, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>Agua Splash Is An Escape Artist's Dogma<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

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Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.

Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.

by tripmobius February 12, 2025

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