Dubem

To be extremely horny always without any just cause.

Why are you so dubem all the time?
Dubem be gone!

by Cheyri April 19, 2021

Dullema

The choice between two equally boring outcomes.

How am I supposed to pick one of these boring outcomes, what a dullema!

by Interius July 17, 2021

dudemeister

a dudemeister is the kind of dude that is super slick

yeah I suspect he'll get away with that, he's a real dudemeister

by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021

dubem

dubem is the hottest guy ever. you meet him and you’re surprised that god even makes guys like that. he’s a little shy, but it’s endearing. he takes a bit to open up to you, but when he does, he’s so funny and easy to talk to. he’s sweet and compassionate, something surprising for his looks. he’s so ambitious and smart, he can and will do anything he puts his mind to. if you find a man like dubem, marry him.

i’m so glad I met dubem

by shhjeedbjfdfgtdvj November 22, 2021

The Classical Dilemna

The problem that arises when two friends/acquaintances meet each other, and one prepares for a handshake, while the other comes in for a fist bump.

This usually results in a subsequent change/reversal of greeting method for each party, and in more confusing attempts to combine two incompatible hand formations.

Brad: Hey whats up Tom.
Tom: Whats up Brad.

*Brad extends his hand while Brad puts forward his fist.

Brad: Ah, I see we have stumbled into The Classical Dilemna.

by KrakenHead October 10, 2013

The 5am Dilemma

When you’re drunk in the shower, it’s too late, and you don’t know which shampoo to use.

I had the 5am dilemma last night.

by Skulker September 6, 2020

Dukemon

A being totally incapable of coolness. Often mistaken for a prostitute. Taken from the popular children's series "Digimon".

Hey, Marcel is being a real dukemon.

Yeah, I wonder how much he charges.

by Koad February 10, 2010