Duolingo

Is a owl mascot of a company... but Duolingo is also the God of language and perfect strikes, and if you dare participate in its sick games you take the chance of being smited by Duolingo, there's also other possibilities of you're family getting kidnapped, it mental and emotional torturing you, there are so many outcomes if you miss a strike or don't do you're lessons you need to be carefu----

Wait

What was that...

Oh no...

WAIT PLEASE NO I HAVE A FAMIL------

"Duolingo is after my family"

by The_real_Duolingo February 15, 2023

Duolingo

The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.

The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.

If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.

there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl

-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*

-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*

by shrekussy March 28, 2023

Duolingo

An app that holds your family hostage until you beg for Duo to spare your family in Spanish.

1: I’m signing up for Duolingo!
2: DON’T I’M BEGGING YOU THEY’VE BEEN HOLDING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE SINCE 2016

by Stuck At SawCon June 17, 2023

Duolingo

One way to learn a language and forget it in 1 day.
Don't skip lessons, rumors has it that grimace almost died trying to learn Spanish.

Examples:
1:Yo bro I signed into Duolingo
2:Big mistake bro, my dog died stepping on my phone starting a lesson.

We can say he got duolingoed.

by CancelGays August 28, 2023

Duolingo

The embodiment of pain and suffering. Looks like a peaceful green owl, but will take your family if you don't check in for the day.

Jimmy: "Oh No I missed my Duolingo lesson today!"
Duolingo Owl: "Spanish or Vanish, MF"

by Jãdęø December 19, 2023

Duolingo

Go do your lesson now. Just kidding, Duolingo is an app where you can learn a language. However, people only use it for the memes, not to learn a language. If you’re wondering what I mean, people often make Duolingo memes where if you don’t do your lesson, the Duolingo Bird will capture your family.

Holy crap, I need to go do my lesson before the Duolingo Bird gets my family!

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

Duolingo

duolingo, a ''innocent'' language learning app, lets say you'll practice Spanish, you forgot a day! you go tell your friends.. its too late, they're gone.

DUOLINGO GIVE ME MY FAMILY BACK

by alewrites4u January 26, 2024