diet

A PERMANANT EATING LIFESTYLE. Almost ALL Americans misconstrued (misinterpret) this word as a temporary change in eating habits to loose weight - such as a "protein diet"

Many Americans have a very unhealthy diet of fast food and pizza.

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Diet Smirnoff

The most horrible drink known to man and pinapple kind!

A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.

"Tom got given diet smirnoff for Christmas"

by Honey why is the baby on fire? May 30, 2018

Dietel

Using a position of authority to sexually molest male adults.

Ever since Paul got that promotion, hes been dieteling me non stop.

by Escobar Marineros July 6, 2019

DILF Diet

A diet / work-out plan followed by a new dad, who wants to achieve or regain DILF-status

Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach

by Hartless December 28, 2009

one in one out diet

A diet based on making a bowel movement shortly after eating a meal to excrete the prior. Thus keeping a person at a consistent weight.

Person 1: Yo' Flossy.
Person 2: Sup?
Person 1: Hey man how do you stay so thin.
Person 2: The one in one out diet, I be shittin' all the time!

by Flossy May 31, 2005

Broke Boy Diet

A diet of broke boys who can only
Supply weed and liquor for survival. They can't take their significant other to fancy restauraunts because they can't afford it.

Me: hey Ashley , you should double date with me and Ron.
Jenny: I can't. My boyfriend has me on a broke boy diet

by Lolamonroe August 13, 2013

diet racism

Having racist thoughts or always giving racial comments towards people but don't like being called racist. These people usually don't even know they're racist.

Kyle: the Blacks and Mexicans are fucking up the country!

Bob: your racist
Kyle: no I'm not!
Bob: ok, you have a case of diet racism
Kyle: *goes off about how Donald Trump should be president.

by thewimboslice July 22, 2016