bump drafting

a fat lazy shit who does nothing but finger himself and fap to porn all day nonstop and does jack shit until 4 am

man that guy is a real bump drafting

by cheeseman2020 June 9, 2020

drats

expletive often used by supervillains who have seen their evil plots and schemes foiled or sabotaged. see also curses!

drats! those meddlesome do-gooders have somehow reversed the effects of my shrink ray!

by dusty ocean December 29, 2004

daft bint

Naive female, often perceived as stupid. One who would buy Chantelle's biography and label it a "good read".

Sarah: "That iraq place must be really hot!"
Dave: "Why so?"
Sarah: "Well, look at these pictures! It is so hot there these cars just catch on fire!"
Dave: "You daft bint. Iron my shirt, wench!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006

deaft

1. Undeniably Good hand eye coordination.

2. Dexterity; proficiency with the use of ones hands / eyes.

2. Quick / skillful; adroit.

3. Skillfull in video-game situations, and or concerning real life situations that recuire quick thinking / coordination achieved that otherwise was not humanly plausible.

4. Swift; Smooth-like in performance.

5. And or in the state of having incredable accuracy.

6. #team-deaft on the Gamesurge Network on IRC

The hacker was so deaft it was difficult to make out whether he was hacking.

by A. West July 28, 2004

I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

One of the most hateful insults. You're telling the person that you hope the war in Iraq and Afghanistan go on forever so they can get drafted and die.

Popularly used in The Office.

Josh: I hope something bad happens to you.

Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

by phenetic October 19, 2009

Daft

Stupid dumbasses who have no life.

Person 1: Daft means stupid
Person 2: Oh.. So stupid Punk?
Person 1: You're daft

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Drafty Lovin'

To preform sexual acts with someone wearing a skirt that doesn't normally wear a skirt.

Man: Ey luv! You're wearin' a skirt, that's not normal, come here and let me fist you!

Man/woman in skirt: Oh don't mind if i do! It's been a while since my last Drafty lovin'!

by thepinkyswear June 23, 2014