an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her
"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."
by JJ413 October 16, 2016
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Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years
by Macktown July 15, 2018
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Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.
Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?
Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'
Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'
by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010
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"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"
"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"
by R.T. Custard April 21, 2010
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by Qwantum January 7, 2010
Get the Genius Donkey mug.dude tinas rolling donkey tonight. she brought the chick with the hunchback and the boojie chick. she looks hot tho
by swisda March 12, 2008
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