Disturbed

1. Short for "mentally disturbed"- a psychotic, retarded or very stupid person- or a person who acts that way.

2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.

1. People who listen to heavey-metal music are disturbed!

2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.

by Malcolm X-crement December 6, 2003

distrubing

A quality that olzen has.

Olzen is distrubing. Please make him stop.

by Hamscratch McRugged. June 17, 2003

shit disturber

One who disturbs others shit after it has been excreted.

Watch out, that dudes a shit disturber!

by Pdixie May 26, 2004

Disturbed haters

The only sane people in the entire world. They recognize that Disturbed is just audible dog shit and should be treated as such. These people may or may not burn Disturbed memorabilia, but it just depends on how dedicated to music they are. With a singer that sounds like he gargles sperm before a session and guitarists that sound like 14 year olds trying to be "rock stars", this band may be the worst band in the history of music. Tied for the lead: Nickelback.

Asshole: Hey, did you hear the new Disturbed song? Oh man...it's all over the radio! Disturbed haters don't know what they're missing!

Person: Oh, I don't listen to watered down bullshit nu-metal/alternative stations because I actually respect music. and love my ears. If I were to listen to Disturbed, it would be the same as picking up dog shit and pressing it into my ears until I could hear the dog shit decomposing.

by Dick Pance June 27, 2008

i'm disturbed

I'm disturbed means when someone says for example "will you go out with me" and you thought you guys were just friends you will be disturbed

" Will you go out with me " i'm sorry Jimmy I thought we were just friends " oh OK Sarah I'm sorry we will not go out together "once again I am sorry Sarah to disturb you so in conclusion I'm disturbed means you're creeped out

by Baby Turkey 666 August 24, 2017

Disturbing My Foot Hair

Causing an uncontrollable urge to dance.

This song is really disturbing my foot hair!

by McNooget November 9, 2010

disturbed

a once good metal band that made a horrible new album called industructable. they have one good song on that alum called industructable. disturbeds older music is so much better like down with the sickness and prayer. i am very disappionted by their new album but still listen to their old stuff.

guy-"do you like disturbed?"
other guy-"yeah, their new album sucks but i still listen to their old music"
guy-"same here, i cant stand their music"

by bearseph March 2, 2009