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cocaine or dildo

Cocaine or Dildo is a game where you choose either or. But the person giving you the option can choose the amount or what ever object used as a dildo.
P1: Bro cocaine or dildo?
P2: Fuck!.... I guess dildo...
P1: Here. Shove this spoon in your ass..
P2: Bro fuck that! Cocaine.
P1: 8 ball up the nose it is!
P2: I aint trying to die wtf.
P1: Fine just dildo the remote down your throat.
P2: ....fuck alright.
by OpalLucy17 May 10, 2018
mugGet the cocaine or dildomug.

Dildo legs

An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.
Run dildo legs. RUN.
by Daniel Porter June 14, 2005
mugGet the Dildo legsmug.

Dildo Water

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.
Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!
by benevident August 6, 2013
mugGet the Dildo Watermug.

Day of the Dildo

A highly lauded short film by Dr Bunnygirl, conceived as an homage to the 1973 classic film, “Day of the Jackal,” while telling the true back story of the 45th President of the United States, often referred to as the Dildo in Chief.
Why yes of course there is an assassin in the masterpiece short film, “Day of the Dildo!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
mugGet the Day of the Dildomug.

dildo snob

A person who feels entitled to only the very highest-end dildos that are so costly that the average person could not possibly afford one.
Being a 1 percenter means I can afford to be a total dildo snob and that my ultra-superior total body orgasms are brought on by the very best dildos on the planet!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021
mugGet the dildo snobmug.

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it, and using it as a dildo
Honey, I want to try a sausage dildo tonight.
by BigOleBlackCock August 19, 2016
mugGet the sausage dildomug.

dildo dylan

A name used to describe someone by the name of Dylan, often reserved for the type of Dylan that makes bad decisions on a regular basis.
Oi Dildo Dylan, where's the whip?
by Fuckyoudylan November 25, 2017
mugGet the dildo dylanmug.

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