Bro-Desk Dome 

when one male performs passionate, unforgettable fellatio on another male. Males tend to be in a complete bromance.
Generally used for stress relief.

Bro 1: Dude, I've been doing this paper allll day and it's killing me.
Bro 2: Dude, I know exactly what you need.
(Bro 2 pulls down Bro 1's pants and performs oral)

Bro 1: Brooooo thanks for the bro-desk dome, that was perfect.
Bro 2: We straight bruh, we straight. :DDD

Bro-Desk Dome by WildcatDeskDome March 8, 2011

davenport desk 

A desk with a secret compartment that Tickld users all across the globe have spent a month obsessing over

Hey fliknyfe, you figure out how to get that davenport desk open yet?

davenport desk by TickldLurker January 31, 2015

Measure a Desk

To attend some kind of function, do some kind of activity or task with your significant other that you would rather not do, but have to. An obligation that must be attended with your significant other that you would prefer not to attend but must.

"I'd love to come to your football party, but I have to measure a desk..."

Measure a Desk by wallyTour September 21, 2009

upper-desk 

the act of taking a dump on someone's desk OR in one of the desk's drawers (most likely in retaliation for their screwing you over in a work environment)

the office version of "upper-decking"

Wow that Sheila bitch coughed in my face, screwed up my vacation request, and then 'misplaced' my paycheck! I think I'm going to upper-desk her office

upper-desk by Parallax2025 January 20, 2011

information desk person 

A: A person who works at an information desk; a receptionist, a helpdesk person.

B: A heavily misused emoji.

A: Joey is an information desk person.

B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!

information desk person by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016

depression desk 

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.

Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.

depression desk by toble December 22, 2021

Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) 

həmp-ɪŋ-e-dɛsk

Idiom/Verb (Informal)

1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.

*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.

*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).

*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun

Wendy: "Hey John, have you seen Peter lately?"

John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"

Wendy: "Oh."

Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) by sturgepurge93 February 28, 2018