The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.
The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
by assholer1 February 17, 2010
Get the Defensive Assholing mug.When on uses the excuse of being an alcohlic to justify doing something incredibly stupid or unorthodox. The term was originally coined after Mel Gibson repeatedly used the excuse of being an alcoholic for doing stupid things; notably making the Passion of the Christ.
Jerrell: Yo, that guy just got raped by that Frat Boy 12 times in an hour!
Liam: Yeah, but he's got the Mel Gibson Defence.
Jerrell: True dat. Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Liam: Yeah, but he's got the Mel Gibson Defence.
Jerrell: True dat. Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?
by zilchonocomprendo April 14, 2009
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by Kate March 21, 2004
Get the devendran mug.by Anonymous August 6, 2003
Get the defenestrate mug."You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."
by zee July 9, 2006
Get the apple jack defense mug.Taking necessary precautions and doing as much as you can not to anger actives and avoid getting fucked in the ass by them and get hazed while pledging a fraternity.
Pledge #1: Shit, I didn't get all the tasks done for this week.
Pledge #2: Haha, you're fucked. Be smart and follow defensive pledging. I got my shit done a while ago, so now I can laugh at you while you eat dirt doing pushups tonight.
Pledge #2: Haha, you're fucked. Be smart and follow defensive pledging. I got my shit done a while ago, so now I can laugh at you while you eat dirt doing pushups tonight.
by Tralalalala January 16, 2008
Get the Defensive Pledging mug."Dependence Day" is a term that is used mockingly to refer to England voting to leave the European Union on 24th June 2016. 48.1% of English voters voted to remain in the European union, however the majority of voters voted to leave, and the events of which are as yet uncertain, further complicated by remaining countries in the United Kingdom, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, voting to remain in the European Union.
The term "Dependence Day" was coined as a parody of politician Nigel Farage's statement that "it (leaving the European union) will be like our independence day".
Many people feel as though this was a bad decision, and will require help from outside sources in order to resolve any issues, hence being "dependent".
Further issue was taken when it was revealed that Farage had gone back on his claim that "£350 million would be donated to the NHS per week if the leave campaign was successful". He claimed that this was a "mistake" and this caused uproar with voters and opposition alike.
The strength of the pound coin and other European currencies took a significant blow as a result of leaving the European Union, further causing speculation that England would require outside interference
The term "Dependence Day" was coined as a parody of politician Nigel Farage's statement that "it (leaving the European union) will be like our independence day".
Many people feel as though this was a bad decision, and will require help from outside sources in order to resolve any issues, hence being "dependent".
Further issue was taken when it was revealed that Farage had gone back on his claim that "£350 million would be donated to the NHS per week if the leave campaign was successful". He claimed that this was a "mistake" and this caused uproar with voters and opposition alike.
The strength of the pound coin and other European currencies took a significant blow as a result of leaving the European Union, further causing speculation that England would require outside interference
by ProfessorMelonHead June 24, 2016
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