Cauliflower Dapping

The act of a dominatrix woman dressed in circus assistant attire ties a man up by four limbs in a horses barn or any other standard barnyard animals shed. Then skin of the penis pulled back and retrained by crocodile Clips elasticated round the waist line. The women carrying a raw Califlower taps the bellend with the force of which one would spank with a paddle. Tap firmly until red raw. With the remaining stalk if intact ,wipe the sweat from the gooch then a quick moustache under the males nose. Eyebrows may also be dapped. Walk away and phrase “cauliflower Dapped”

Last year I cauliflower Dapped my husband and it cut our marriage short.

Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.

by Marriedforfourtyeightyears February 6, 2021

Team Dapper

A group of takuaches with lifted ass rigs that make your girlfriend and her moms panties drop on a dime.

Is that Team Dapper?
Yeah bro last week the president took my girl and her mom and railed her

by Pptdalv5.7 February 13, 2021

Dick-Dapping

The congratulations men give other men for misogyny

His post is very misogynistic all the men started dick-dapping each other

by Alonzo Jewels May 17, 2021

Snazzle-Dapper

To be fun and playful, yet still being formal and professional

Karl was mighty Snazzle-Dapper at the party yesterday

by HackerX1010 March 4, 2023

Flapper Dapper

A rim job, but the receiver has hemorrhoids. The giver may or may not be aware.

My date gave me an unexpected flapper dapper last night and my flair ups are horrible today because we had Thai for dinner.

by Bogus6 May 26, 2023

yapper dappering

when someone like "viv" doesn't stop talking "yapper dappering"

Vivian joined the call and kept "yapper dappering" because she doesn't wanna admit josh is ken (he is)

by cool guy shrek September 15, 2023

Sappy Dappy

It is when your partner is being extremely sweet that it makes you want to throw up.

A: i love you so much that it hurts when i look at you
F: that's the sweetest thing you could've ever said to me,You are just a sappy dappy but i feel disgusted and want to throw up on you.

by anonymous January 18, 2024