A turd that won’t come off your butt even with a fair amount of wiggling.
Also see dingleberry and lady in waiting
Also see dingleberry and lady in waiting
by Thomit January 9, 2019

by qweef shady June 21, 2011

by nmbo June 5, 2009

by Mr. Truck January 1, 2017

by Plain Jean March 13, 2008

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.
by fudgedragon November 19, 2010

The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.
by RustyMidgetLeader777 December 1, 2016
