The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
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Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.
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Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019
Get the Dicshitnary mug.A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.
James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."
John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."
John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016
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dikshita is a really swag person, she usually likes to wear cool outfits and is the swaggiest of them all.
by anonymous November 26, 2021
Get the dikshita mug.1. A person who knowingly or unknowingly, aggrevates,annoys,or otherwise pisses off another person by being ridiculously stupid.
2. a person who says or does something silly or outlandish that causes another to shake their head in amusement.
2. a person who says or does something silly or outlandish that causes another to shake their head in amusement.
The dipshitidiot needs to use his turn signal when he turns!
When asked for her drivers license, my sister the dipshitidiot handed the police officer her JC PENNEYs charge card.
When asked for her drivers license, my sister the dipshitidiot handed the police officer her JC PENNEYs charge card.
by OhioNana February 20, 2011
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This dipshitbigot loves inviting African Americans to his home but when they accept he says he caught the flu.
by ForErv July 7, 2018
Get the dipshitbigot mug.1. A special kind of dipshit. One that believes facts are useless, research a waste of time and arguments futile. They take being a dipshit to a new level, and make it a calling. Potential for a third party in the presidential election.
2. See 'Gary Johnson'
2. See 'Gary Johnson'
by CallingOutDipshits December 30, 2016
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She is so Dipshikha
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