Diabetes Card

A "Diabetes Card" is the title given to an excuse in which someone cites diabetes as the reason.

Diabetes Card #1

Teacher: Why havn't you done your homework?
Child: Aw sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay

#2

Teacher: Okay you failed your NAB for the 3rd time...
Child: Sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay, i'll get you a re-re-re-resit

by Alexxxio March 9, 2010

Diablo 2

Awesome fucking game. I highly advise buying this game with the exspansion pack and getting to know the game.

It can be tough at first but you'll catch on.

D2LOD is the shit.

Really hott, horny, popular chick: Hey u wanna see if we can take each others cloths of with our teeth?

Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.

Really hott, horny, popular chick: Is that a yes or no.

Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.

by Dcurr May 13, 2005

Type 420 Diabetes

Eating a ton of food after smoking, getting baked off your ass,then eating a shit ton!
Only achieved by TRUE STONER BROS!!!

After taking 8 rips off the bong Fred and Timmy got Type 420 Diabetes>

by chiefkeefin December 9, 2014

Diabeting

To have different actions or emotions due to low or high blood sugar from type 1 or juvenille diabetes. Can be seen if someone looks lost or is sober but slurring their speech. Also yelling randomly or freaking out at meaningless things. Can be predicted by numbness in fingers or lips. Easlily confused with drunkeness. Occurs only in Type 1 / Juvenille Diabetics.

Darnit, Bozeek is diabeting again.

I couldn't come to class because I was diabeting.

by Alex V B February 28, 2009

Diabetically Delicious

Over-consumption of sugar(carbs) in a short time frame as to trigger the sudden onset of Diabetes.

Man, I banged on some peanut butter ice cream with crumbled Reese's, Reese's pieces, and chunks of peanut butter cookie. That ish was diabetically delicious.

by Fresh1One526 June 14, 2012

Diablo Blanco Mafia (DBM)

DBM is an elite group comprised mainly of border town Police, originated in San Luis Arizona. The original two founding fathers were SLPD officers who were tasked with bringing down the big brown machine and stnading up for truth, justice, and the American way. DBM has grown and is currently moving across the state of Arizona. The moniker Diablo Blanco was bestowed upon two white Police Officers in San Luis buy local brown scum. DBM was once known briefely as BTP (Border Town Placas). DBM is in no way a white supremist group, nor do they hold the same beliefs and values as a racist group. They hate all non law enforcers the same.

If its brown and north bound Diablo Blanco Mafia (DBM) will take 'em down.

by Bubba Cop October 6, 2008

diabetic

word used in the movie " A night at the roxbury" meaning sweet, awesome, fantastic,outrageous, or kick ass. fun to use when joking around cuz you'll sound like a dumbass if you actually use it.

guy1: "dude! i totally hooked up last night with that hot ass sally!"
guy2: "diabetic!"

by jneill June 14, 2007