Sex Deafblindness

The sexually-generated state in which a couple turns on the television or music so loud they are unable to hear one another during any variety of sexual activities. Upon reaching climax, the man ejaculates in his partner's eyes so s/he is then unable to see, hear, or be heard over the noise, rendering them in a state of sex-induced deafblindness.

"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex with the television up too loud. I came in her eyes and she stumbled about like Helen Keller, but I couldn't hear what she was trying to say. Good thing sex deafblindness is temporary. It seemed pretty rough for her."

by StringAttic October 19, 2014

deafective

Any male not living up to the deanine standards; a female who continues to embarass herself as a member of the female species. For example loser,cum guzzler

She whines so much over her boyfriend not calling enough she is completely deafective.

by lil cheli April 5, 2007

Deafmented

Rock band hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

I was at the Deafmented Concert last night. It was balls to the wall insanity.....

by Lerringer June 3, 2010

DeafeningClown

A pro streamer

Hi have you watched deafeningclown

by CastBalloon45 October 2, 2019

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness

When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.

While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.

by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011

deaft

1. Undeniably Good hand eye coordination.

2. Dexterity; proficiency with the use of ones hands / eyes.

2. Quick / skillful; adroit.

3. Skillfull in video-game situations, and or concerning real life situations that recuire quick thinking / coordination achieved that otherwise was not humanly plausible.

4. Swift; Smooth-like in performance.

5. And or in the state of having incredable accuracy.

6. #team-deaft on the Gamesurge Network on IRC

The hacker was so deaft it was difficult to make out whether he was hacking.

by A. West July 28, 2004

Deafmaker

A sex act wherein the fully erect penis is inserted into the ear canal, after which the full seminal load is ejaculated into the ear, causing temporary, or in some cases, permanent deafness.

"I totally gave that bop the deafmaker, i wouldn't try talking to her for a couple days."

"Joe, did you give my girl the deafmaker? She doesn't really answer my questions when im standing to the right of her..."

by jdalphamale10 April 28, 2010