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A sex act wherein the fully erect penis is inserted into the ear canal, after which the full seminal load is ejaculated into the ear, causing temporary, or in some cases, permanent deafness.

"I totally gave that bop the deafmaker, i wouldn't try talking to her for a couple days."

"Joe, did you give my girl the deafmaker? She doesn't really answer my questions when im standing to the right of her..."

Deafmaker by jdalphamale10 April 28, 2010

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Dealmaker

Something that will seal the deal and/or win someone over.

"How'd your date like the dinner you made her?"
"oh, it was a total dealmaker!"

Dealmaker by Fromage22 August 10, 2009

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Deafmaker • Dealmaker • Dreammaker • Deadmager • Defakery • DREAMaker • dreamakers kustoms • Day Maker • Decal maker

daymaker

a super cool person/event that makes somebodys whole entire daaaaaaaaaaay sometimes referred to as an izzy<3

brendan: "wows izzy just made my whole day. shes such a daymaker."

daymaker by smartyz December 18, 2012

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Deadmager

Deadmager is a sexually frustrated teenager who gets his rocks off by being an absolute fool in the World of Warcraft Trade Chat on Wildhammer Server.

As a self-declared king, his only subjects are the few players who are either as foolish as him or drugged so far out of their mind that they could not distinguish a keyboard from a pancake.

/ignore Deadmager

Deadmager by Gikyoushin October 20, 2008

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daymaker

n.) an indivudal or event that makes one's day, brings immense satisfation or happiness.

"Wow no homework?? Daymaker!"
That was great, what a daymaker.

daymaker by embr12 February 27, 2011

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dreamakers kustoms

probably the best custom shop ever. located in cloudy Binghamton, NY (well, vestal actually) they build some of the sickest cars to date. kids can talk shit as much as they want, but they do amazing work.

yo son dem twankies be looking mad proper on that shit, dreamakers kustoms do dat shit?

dreamakers kustoms by cali. August 18, 2006

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Deadmager

King of Wildhammer. Also known as "god" of wildhammer in the videogame World of Warcraft, (server, Wildhammer). He is fun, loving, and good with ladies. He is Trade chats "comedian"!

Deadmager: BOW TO ME WILDHAMMER
Peasant of wildhammer: OK MASTER!

Deadmager by Kevin kissire August 6, 2008

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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