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deaft

1. Undeniably Good hand eye coordination.

2. Dexterity; proficiency with the use of ones hands / eyes.

2. Quick / skillful; adroit.

3. Skillfull in video-game situations, and or concerning real life situations that recuire quick thinking / coordination achieved that otherwise was not humanly plausible.

4. Swift; Smooth-like in performance.

5. And or in the state of having incredable accuracy.

6. #team-deaft on the Gamesurge Network on IRC
The hacker was so deaft it was difficult to make out whether he was hacking.
by A. West July 28, 2004
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Deaf Jam

Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam
by will bitten December 21, 2016
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the silence is deafening

When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!
I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!
by Starchylde May 24, 2016
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DaftPina

Have you heard of this guy? He's such a DaftPina.
by Joseph Motherly October 18, 2021
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Deaf Metal

Hard rock played at a deafening decibel level!
I can't hear, gotta stop those Deaf Metal concerts!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
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Daft Punk

In the early 90's, Thomas Bangalter and Guy Manuel de Homem-Christo said, "Fuck terrible music!" and created Daft Punk, the French-born Androids created by the will of the universe to change music forever. To distinguish themselves from other musicians of lesser importance, they clad themselves in metal and leather, and kickass helmets to boot. They created albums like Human After All, Alive, Discovery, and Homework. Then, in the summer of 2011, the infamous musical scourge DUBSTEP was created. Accompanied by the witch-harpie-dyke Skrillex, they plunged the world of music into a bass-heavy Hell, filled with a whole generation of club-goers that awkwardly nod their heads to the WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB and wonder how the hell they're supposed to dance to this shit. With Daft Punk seemingly gone from the Earth, it seemed that the future of music was doomed.

But hope came in the form of an unexpected ad during a 2013 SNL episode, when a 16-second blip of rhythm and funk was immortalized in the remixes on YouTube. Daft Punk had returned, with a new album called RAM and single set for April 19- "Get Lucky." As soon as the single released, there were multiple accounts of cranial implosion, comatose states of euphoria, and eargasms. It seemed that Daft Punk had taken the first shot in the war against Dubstep. The worlds of both old-school and new age wait with bated breath, hoping against hope that Daft Punk can prevail against Dubstep, and usher the world into a new musical era of funk.
Dude 1- "Man, I hate all these Daft Punk puns, they just get annoying."
Dude 2- "What are you talking about? Their new single was released on your birthday! It's like they created a song just for you!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, I guess they are Human After All."

Old Guy- "Back in my day, these Daft Punk guys were awesome! I saved a vinyl for my future grandkids, so they could know real music."
His 13-year-old bitch of a granddaughter- "Ew, grandpa, no one uses vinyls anymore. And I'VE never heard of these guys. But I guess if Skrillex can fuck a floppy disk and call it music, what have I got to lose?"
by alongwindedstoryteller April 22, 2013
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tone deaf

Someone painfully oblivious to social situations and the world at large. Unable to read blatant social cues.
Mayer is so tone deaf he sent fried chicken to vegetarians and asked an atheist his religion. Sigh
by bambiandzac March 30, 2021
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