celery male

Tall, skinny, redheaded male who poops like crazy, and clogs the toilet. (like 2 foot long turds) who eats fresh fruit and vegetables, mostly celery.

"wow, that turd was massive, he is probably a celery male."

by vaxerino April 4, 2022

cayler

Such a gorgeous individual, loves working outside, loves his family and friends and very simple guy that doesn’t need much. Cayler can out smoke a fucking chimney if he needs too. His best friends are usually a Ben or a Steve

Dude have you seen Cayler? Dude definitely fucks

by Sasukeuchiwa May 5, 2022

clerdnandoern

idk. just, clerdnandoern

this bitch clerdnandoern

by clemos_dumptruck December 25, 2022

Celery Muncher

A crazy climate change activist, or someone who goes vegan or vegetarian “for the planet”, and who can’t take a hint that no one else wants to talk to them about it. A more annoying tree hugger.

Jesus, would Sarah shut up already?

Yeah, she’s such a celery muncher.

by frenchbake September 28, 2023

mushy celery

the described consistency of a penis after masturbating

Yeah bro, after I got that premium Brazzers account, my dick was mushy celery

by angrynoob July 13, 2015

aiden clerico

Dumb smart person who is really nice and addicted to clash of clans and spelling bees. Grass fairy in all seasons

Person-“Hey Aiden Clerico want to come to the party?”
Aiden Clerico-“Sorry man I have to kick the soccer ball and study my immense collection of German words and algebra equations.”

by Canman22 April 15, 2019

Popcorn Celery

Word used by an Uber cute chick with a big forehead and beautiful smile to describe an airy veggie snack that’s low in calories!

I had popcorn celery and a smoothie for dinner after I walked my big head dog Chupa!

by Big mark November 13, 2019