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Santa Cruz 

A pretty awesome town in California. The locals are all cool with you so long as you don't act like the tourist you are, and share their same open mindedness.

However, they're only 'open minded' as long as you share their exact mindset.

It's a great town when you're living there, but once you move away and gain a little perspective, you tend to realize how stuck in their ways all the people are.
Local(at a coffee shop): Pshaw. Look at those girls. They don't know where they're at, obviously.
Ex-Local, looking over, seeing three girls in regular work wear: skirts, high-heels and nice shirts): What are you talking about?
Local: They shouldn't be here with their nice clothes. No one local would ever dress like that. Break out from the mold! This is Santa Cruz, not San Jose!!
Santa Cruz by Vintage Twinkie October 10, 2008
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A phrase used to describe an abnormally large piece of excrement.
Damn! That Cow just took a huge Ted Cruz on the ground!

I just took a Ted Cruz in the toilet. Took me about 3 flushes to finally flush that big turd down.
Ted Cruz by TheTruthWithin October 16, 2013
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Jason Cruz 

proper noun: The lead singer and lyricist for SoCal punk/metal band Strung Out. Cruz is also a talented visual artist in his own right.
"If you love Jason Cruz so much, why don't you just marry him?"
"I just may!"
Jason Cruz by teh editrix June 11, 2006

Santa Cruz 

A fucked up little town full of world class weed and world class surf. A bustling town full of fucking tourists you want to kill. And a bunch of psycho kids smoking weed and being dumb. A truly lovely town
"Yo let's go get some killer pot dude" "let's go to Santa Cruz then"
Santa Cruz by Kmart lover 2002 November 4, 2019

Ethan Manuel "Manny" Cruz 

My best friend, he is half Jamaican and Half Puerto Rican, and has attended Albuquerque Academy since the 8th grade. He was born in New York but has lived in Utah and Deming, and most recently Albuquerque. He is very nice but sometimes mean, and he makes good beats and can freestyle like a god. He is 5'4 and is supposed to be 5'8. He has very tight curly hair with a clean hairline. He is kinda perverted doe.
Me: Oh Mannys coming yay
Manny: Hey bud, my name is Ethan Manuel "Manny" Cruz
myopic self-righteous, power hungry asshole who won't listen to anyone or change his views no matter the circumstances.
That guy you're dating is a total Ted Cruz. Run for the hills before he defunds your abortion savings account.
Ted Cruz by wonkette2016 October 1, 2013

chris cruz 

He is a best friend a girl could have.He can also takes your heart and fall in love with him but he is t a boy that can get heart broken too. He makes every one around him laugh. He is the funnest person could ever meet
chris cruz by isabeljaimes March 19, 2019