Crusty Nester

crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.

nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.

crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.

crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.

nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.

crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.

by shan-manda March 8, 2011

Crusty Volcano

A rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the ejaculation process. This serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and AIDS may develop and/or regress. Causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.

Dude, I got a mouthful of pubes from Bindi's Crusty Volcano!

by Dicks McCockmaster November 5, 2007

Crusty Clayton

Getting a rim job when you havent wiped your ass in two weeks.

"Dude this nasty chick gave me a a crusty clayton last night, and i i think she liked it, i wont be calling her anymore".

by crusty clay November 10, 2006

Crusty Steve

The act of ejaculating on a girl's face, and letting it dry. Once dry she peels it off and eats it.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night?

Guy 2: Oh my god! Last night I gave this girl a Crusty Steve. It was great.

by Sticky_Butt_Nuts April 11, 2011

crusty pussy

When the guy cums on the girls pussy and waits for the cum to dry up until it's crusty.

Megan likes to eat crusty pussy.

by Definitons101 June 9, 2016

Crusty Nagasaki

When a man or transvestite holds their erect penis 1-3 inches from the eye of the sleeping victim. The cock is masturbated until ready to explode, the victim is then woken up by a loud yell or titty twister. At this point the penis unleashes its gooey white load into the victims eye and the victim is promptly knocked out again via a solid donkey punch by a sidekick. A short while later the victim will wake up to realize that they can no longer open one of their eyes as the man gravy has become quite crusty, much to their dismay. To greater effect two cocks can be used to ensure full blindness.

"I totally Crusty Nagasaki'd T.J on Friday night, he was being a douche so he deserved it. Watching him run around half blind afterwards was priceless"

by C Nuts April 19, 2008

crusty vag

crusty vag is when the walls of the vagina are lacking in moisture, in rare occasions when the vagina is at its upmost crustiness the vagina walls begin to fall apart, out of the entrance of the vag (vagina) a solution to crusty vag is to submerge the vag in warm tea for 4 - 6 hours, earl grey is best. the tea must be kept warm, this can be acheived by using a small candle or bunsen burner, or if you are lucky enough to have a bath in your kitchen you can use the hob.

geoffrey: what is that smell, smells like a jar of old foreskins thats been sitting under a radiator for 10 years
izzy: i dont know, its definitly not my vag

(izzy gets off her chair and scratches her vag)

geoffrey: there are smelly flakes falling out your skirt, you have crusty vag you vile slut

izzy: omg, no , this is so cringe, can you arrange a bath of earl grey for me

by flangeface March 9, 2011