Cruncle

1. A creepy uncle.

2. An uncle who gives off pervert vibes.

"Are you seeing your family over the holidays?'
"Yeah, but I'm kind of dreading it because my creepy uncle is gonna be there. He hugs weird for an uncle. Pretty sure he's a pedo."
"I hear ya, everyones got a cruncle."

by Darth Scarborough February 5, 2022

crunched

to be ugly or crusty looking

”you see that boy over there he’s crunched”

by janijaye February 8, 2022

crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk

That (spoiled) milk has crunched up

by karbis_ July 25, 2022

Crunchies

Any kind of chips

I got the crunchies, I haven't had any since last time.

by Jussomewiidwoulddofine August 30, 2022

crunched my nan

european slang/saying for "something went wrong"

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan

by gruwief December 13, 2022

Spot Cruncher

I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.

"GeT THAT F**KING HOLY CHEESE AWAY FROM ME. BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNIFE AND FALK"

by John Ball November 18, 2004

Nunchies Crunchies

Snack-like items. Usually pronounced in a british accent.

Morgan: Would ya like some nunchies crunchies?

Misty: Oh id love some!

by Morganjaymes February 10, 2009