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Louisiana Crunch Cake

When a man takes a shit on someone’s chest then he cum’s onto the shit and then they both consume it. After the cum is applied it should resemble a Louisiana crunch cake😸
Woah man last night I totally dropped a Louisiana crunch cake on Sarah’s chest and SHE ATE IT”
by pinkpeppercorns August 14, 2019
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Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)
Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.
by Diamond Dave Cousins September 3, 2010
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Cleveland Brownie Crunch

A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.

Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.

Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*

Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.

Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**

*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.
He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)
by tptapt October 6, 2011
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Cancun Crunch

The time of year when college-aged students flock to the gym to work on their physical appearances. It usually begins mid-February and lasts through the Spring Break season.
There were so many hot girls at the gym tonight, the Cancun Crunch must be setting in!
by Spooney March 10, 2011
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monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.
Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.
by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013
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Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.
by Ten Retro January 17, 2019
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The Vile Crunch

Resultant loss of trillions due to the

dubious activities of a bunch of

" Cowboys " .
Where has all my hard earned investment money gone ?

Down a black hole I,m afraid ! -

It,s happened since The Vile Crunch

hit town ! .
by E - FUMBLER March 6, 2009
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