Shit Covered Dick

When you fuck a nasty whore in her dirty shitpit and you end up with your dick all covered in shit

Dude, i wrecked some nasty skanks asshole last tuesday and ended the night with a shit covered dick. Best night of my life.

by Buttfuck Bubba December 3, 2018

cloverdale

a small town in sonoma county (nor cal) where there is not shit to do

Wyatt "lets go do something."

Greg "we cant, we're in Cloverdale."

by mastaofred July 25, 2006

cover your hindquarter

To take preemptive steps to stay out of trouble with others, especially in relationships with family members or friends, and at work with co-workers or supervisor(s). A clean version of cover your ass and similar terms.

"I am extra careful to not use profanities around my co-workers, and I am especially meticulous in being thorough with my projects at work. Since the supervisor is such a jerk, I always tell my co-workers to cover your hindquarter."

by yes juanito yes July 28, 2012

Tonneau Cover

The act of placing sarran wrap on someones face or chest and then deficating upon it so as to get the transfer of heat, with none of the mess.

Man: Would you like a cleveland steamer?
Woman: No thanks, it's too messy.
Man: How aboot the Tonneau Cover?
Woman: Yes, Thank You. I would enjoy that very much!

by Angry Pirate45 June 7, 2009

blow your cover

to have your secret found out when you NEVER expected

boy: FUCK MAYNE!!!!, ma ol girl found and broke AAALLLL my M-rated video games.

friend: awww damn, daz messed up, how can you blow your cover.

by how high May 7, 2008

Cover Girl

The woman a male-homosexual pretends to date in order to hide his sexual orientation

Girl 1: "I just found out my ex-boyfriend is gay!"
Girl 2: "But weren't you just dating him a month ago?!?!"
Girl 1: "Yes. It turns out I was his Cover Girl."

by bgunwx July 3, 2008

fuck and cover

Having sex with an ugly man and then covering him up with a sheet.

"i cant believe you slept with him"
"i know! i had to fuck and cover"

by Elab September 21, 2009