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crapple sauce

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life
"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"
by shoosterjama July 31, 2009
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Crappleshat

A general word to describe the undescribable, ie, there is no existing word that describes it.
"that soup is crappleshat"
by user2345236476 October 1, 2009
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cripplejuice

"Listen you got a 60 on your test, fucking cripplejuice."
by Bangalot November 19, 2009
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Cripple Slap

Tis a verb in which happens when someone or something crippled, gives you a nice solid slap in the face, arm, leg, etc.
The little girl cripple slapped her best friend. "Oh dude. You just got cripple slapped by that girl with the broken back using a walker. You idiot"
by Ziggy Steamboat April 10, 2010
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Crapple

Crapple. A term used to signify some Apple product as being a hunk of shite.
Leon: What phone did you get Josh?
Josh: iPhone 11 Pr-
Leon: Why did you by that peice of shit?! Crapple! You better have not bought a MacBook...
Josh: Yes I did.
Leon: Crapple fanboy...
by LBSi UK (YouTube) December 1, 2019
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ear cripple

pseudo derogatory term describing a person with hearing aids.
ear cripple: i don't like you

bystander: i don't wanna hear it ear cripple
by JlcRepReSent March 18, 2008
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cripple

cripple or kripple

-ADJECTIVE
1. great in quantity, measure, or degree.

a. a simplification of the grammatical constituent (informal phrase) "grip of" and indirectly represents synonyms of this phrase (grip,much,many,a lot of,ton,a lot).

b. an indefinite article (ie 'a') preceding the phrase may be optionally truncated.

c. a homonym of the word meaning a person who is disabled or impaired.
Yo! I got cripple cash today, lets go spend it.
(Yo! I got a grip of cash today, lets go spend it.)

That's cripple cake.
(That's a lot of cake.)

There's cripple people in that car.
(There are a grip of people in that car.)

Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have (a) cripple at home.
(Theres no need to buy more non-fat milk, I have a grip at home.)
by STooGE$$$$ Valpurgius TNT December 3, 2006
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