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Pulling a Chopper

To be overly possessive, compulsive, or mean. Someone whom lies compulsively to the point they believe their own lies. Delusional. Someone whom exhibits stalker like tendencies. To lead a double life. A guy or girl whom freaks out if you're not available for every phone call. Someone whom believes having a fake persona makes people like you.
I didn't answer on the first ring so he started "Pulling a Chopper".

She lies so much and gets mad when I don't believe her stories. Oh really? Was she "pulling a chopper"?

He told me I had 15 minutes to talk for the rest of the day. He's always 'pulling a Chopper'.
by Miss Jelly February 3, 2010
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Tony tony chopper

The most badass reinder you can find. He is the best at hiding his emotions. When you compliment him, he will not hesitate to absolutley murder you, and do a victory dance afterward. When you see this badass motherfucker, you know your life will end.
Person: Oh my gosh chopper, you look so cute today.
Tony tony chopper: fucking bastard I hate you. No one ever liked you. Ok, there not here! Now I can appriciate their compliments without anyone thinking I'm to soft.
by ThatOneWeebSimp July 20, 2022
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waffle crapper

A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.
She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.
by Daddyman December 3, 2004
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Coppertop

Coppertop or Copper Top refers to an .avi file that floated around on shock sites such as rotten.com and bangedup.com in the late 90's and early 2000's. It was a short video of a man passing two AA batteries out of his penis in series (i.e. one after another). This internet gem has seemingly been lost, and as of 2009 cannot be found on the web.
"Why do they call this video coppertop? It's just a -- AAHHH WTF?!"
by Looking4CopperTop August 6, 2009
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Crappervention

When your own shit is telling you that you are out of control. Somebody whose shit is so out of control that unbeknownst to them they are walking around with severe shit stains on their pants …..not to be confused with skid marks….these stains are so severe crap is oozing out the back of your pants and can be seen by any unfortunate individual standing or walking behind you. This type of intervention is most common amongst substance abusers and others afflicted with mental diseases that distort ones perceptions of reality. When faced with a Crappervention, the individual frequently responds with steadfast denial and assert they simply need to apply a little deodorant. Realistically they have not bathed, showered, changed their clothes, or wiped their own ass for days! The only cure for this condition is getting one’s shit under control…e.g….sobriety and/or taking medication as prescribed by a licensed physician. Please help spread the word, children of god, if you see shit creeping out of the back of your pants, listen to and trust what your shit is telling you, it is time to stop and park your ass at the nearest rehab facility.
Wife: Ralph you need to pull your shit together.

Ralph: I don’t know what you are talking about there is nothing wrong with me. You are simply looking for faults…picking on me….you ungrateful bitch!!

Wife: Ralph I just went to throw your pants in the wash and there were shit stains bleeding through the butt….OMFG you wore those things to work on Monday I certainly hope your boss and colleagues didn’t notice. Dude I think you just had a Crappervention!

Ralph: No I didn’t …..That is simply a skid mark….you’re so exaggerating bitch!!
by For Real2 July 13, 2011
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The David Copperfield

When a guy is fucken a girl in the ass and pulls out and spits on her back, making her think he just came, and then when she turns around he shoots his load in her face.
by CGG February 3, 2004
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lick the copper penny

to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.
After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.
by weave April 2, 2003
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