by poggerchampion December 22, 2020
Get the coonered mug.The state of being cooned (robbed, stolen from, or otherwise threatened) , usually in an exceptionally aggressive, violent, and sexual manner.
“Bro, call the cops, i’m straight coonered right now!”
“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”
“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”
by poggerchampion December 22, 2020
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When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
by crooked.frog February 22, 2021
Get the Crooked mug.A crooker is a flat, dry baked food typically made with flour. seasonings, such as salt, flowers, sugar, or cheese, may be added to the dough or sprinkled on top before baking. Crackers are often branded as a nutritious and having a crisp or chewy texture. and is a small sweet round and flat cake
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
Get the Crooker mug.I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.
A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.
A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.
She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".
by BadBob816 September 28, 2021
Get the crooked down mug.A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranch mug.A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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