Cocks Man

A sex driven maniac who seeks out countless promiscious engagements with literally any women. The one only criteria is that she have a vagina.

A Cocks Man took down ten women over the the last week. Only one most people would find attractive. He took pleasure in each but found it more enjoyable watching his head count grow.

by Super Gene George December 17, 2008

cockshitballs

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.

"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"

by nele August 31, 2007

Cocks4Tits

When a Girl has Nipples so HUGE they look like tiny cocks. Thus the name Cocks4Tits

Bob "what the fuck happened to your eye?"

Jim "Jackie poked me with her gynormous nipples, man I swear they are like little cocks"

Bob "so she has cocks4tits?"

Jim "EXACTLY"

by Robert Giorgi February 9, 2008

cleaning clocks

catch the fade with some homees.
Busting their asses.
what u say when you are going to war.

"We're goin to be cleaning clocks tonite"

by jdub December 11, 2002

pygmies cocks

used to denote unusally long and thick nipples

Man Mike was hot last night, when robbie gave him one up the arse he got so aroused his nipples were like pygmies cocks.

You could hang a donkey jacket off his nipples they were like pygmies cocks

by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006

cockshow

A verbal altercation, usually between wannabe alpha-males, as each one tries to out-do the other in terms of being more cool/trendy/tough/hard/fly et cetera. The attitude is typically in your face; fortunately, each male is usually surrounded by enough of his friends who can hold him back for the sake of the other guy should things threaten to get physical. In fact, he may have to ask them to do so, purely for the other guy's safety, of course.

In effect, what each is trying to convey is "my penis is bigger than yours" while hoping they will not be called on it. It would probably be easier for each involved guy to drop his pants before the argument starts and just give the victory to the most well-endowed of them.

In most cases nothing comes of it at all, and each male retires to his circle of friends claiming to have won.

Guy #1: I'll hit you so hard you'll have to walk three blocks to find your face!
Guy #2: Please! I'll hit you so hard your family will die.
Guy #1: Yeah? You and whose army?
Guy #2: You're lucky these guys are holding me back!
Random bystander: This is a complete cockshow - nothing's going to happen. Let's go somewhere else.

by Jennan the Mad October 27, 2005

cocksicle

A derogatory term for someone suspected of engaging in necrophilia. Derived from the belief that their genitalia would be cold from invading the frigid, stiff corpse of their victim.

Don't be such a cocksicle, twatface.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003