cringital

Cringe + digital, an adjective that is used to describe modern solutions based on digital technologies when there’s basically no need for them, or when the whole digital thing is absolutely pointless.

-Omg I’m gonna have a 360 camera for photoshoots on my wedding!!! I’ll also have a instagram live from it!!!
-Girl calm down that’s absolutely cringital, everyone hates such cameras
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-You can watch a Kanye West performance with VR just for 300$, that cringital shit is a total ripoff

by aa_gerych September 28, 2021

critical intention

this word is a young word like for a plyer who really wants to be a breaker or it is a breaker.it is also a qiuck word for an player who is strong and also play good in sports but bad in computers

wow that guy look fine.i consider him as a critical intention.

by Angel February 15, 2005

Critical Care

A medical specialty specializing in the care of those in the critical profession. Including movie critics, food critics, fashion critics, etc.

Also, these specialists tend to be gay.

Hey ladies, I'm studying to be a critical care doctor.

Soooo, you mean you're gay?

by Claudius Maximus November 29, 2010

cringina

when a woman - preferably a virgin - hears/sees that her lover has an extremely large penis, and her vagina cringes when she gets a thought of them having sex.

girl - so..how was this weekend?
virgin - I had a major cringina moment when I found out how big his shlong was.

girl - ohh..all you need is a little pratice and your cringina will go away! :D
virgin - D':

by krakenbabyjizzmonster March 13, 2011

Clinically Unconcious

Urban medical term more commonly known as blackout drunk. This is when some is in a state of being awake but not realizing or remembering what he/she did or was doing. This can be mistaken as someone being an asshole as in most cases that is the only symptom.

Dude why is that guy being an asshole? Oh wait he's just clinically unconcious.

by Ice Bitch Surfer January 2, 2012

critical dumbassity

When a really bad mistake or stupid action takes place.

When John crashed his Mustang after a twelve pack...he suffered from critical dumbassity.

by mrchristian November 20, 2012

Critical Bassline

The thing you think of when you hear anything.

Teacher - "Tango"

Student - "Critical Bassline!"

by Ublind April 6, 2012