i'll calc you later

i'll calc you later is a saying you would use if you want to say goodbye to a scrumptious boy (that cutie with the hot jump serve in volleyball). Basically if you are dating someone (your bae obviously)it is a non-cringey way to say i'll see you later while being smart, hip and cool! I'll calc you later ;)

1.Hey Jake, i'll calc you later! ;)
2.Number 1 is so cute I want to calc you later

by #1@strathmorehasaniceapproach December 10, 2018

Period 1 AP Calculus AB

A term used to refer to the victims within the US public school system who have witnessed the level of BS approach positive infinity as their will to live approaches zero (there is a hole where their soul used to be before enrolling in the class).

Lui: Yo kale what class are you in
Kale: I have Period 1 AP Calculus AB
Lui: My condolences

by _Pluh September 28, 2023

calculator

A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction.

Person #1: OI

Person #2; -no response-
Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin-
Person #2; gtfo

by Lazzah October 2, 2009

calcine

A person with a very high IQ but with no common sense who likes to crash his car into other parked vehicles because of the confusion between the brake and gas pedal.

I cant believe that he crashed his car into 4 cars in the parking lot and didnt bother to tell anyone. What a calcine

by Lino August 18, 2004

Calcium's Demotion Day

Calcium's Demotion Day (CCD for short) is on May 6th, the day Calcium was demoted from the Sirius Discord server.

It is celebrated every May 6th as it brings joy to everyone.

"hey you celebrating Calcium's Demotion Day tomorrow?"

"Of course"

by ILoveDoggos May 6, 2023

Wasabi Calcutta

A condition of intense but short lived bursts of cramping, severe diarrhea and flatulence, particularly if caused by exposure to unsanitary water or food.

Andre was miserable. He gripped the toilet seat tightly and tried to ride out the wasabi calcuttas as best he could. Between the waves of unbearable pain and rude noises, he decided that perhaps eating leftover sushi was not the wisest decision he had made that day.

by Word Tumbler March 8, 2009

Ten pound calculator

A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.

Mike: Hey let me check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator

by Mto93 November 21, 2007