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courtesy flush

When you fuck your partner in the ass and cum, then while he/she is taking the cumshit, he/she flushes after the first major bowel movement. At the very same time, you give your dick a good wash and get your dick in her/his mouth one more time. This is actually a double courtesy flush situation.
Oh man, your dick smells, give me a courtesy flush before I stick it back in my mouth, I mean I just gave you a courtesy flush with my first big shit after you came in my ass!
by Blunt Monk September 29, 2015
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Courtesy Wash

Same principal as rhe Courtesy Flush . Somebody would request a courtesy wash to another person who has not bathed for several days. If a person smells like death or some other sordid smell , request a courtesy wash.
Hey buddy, how about a courtesy wash? You smell like ass!
by cballznhoney June 24, 2008
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Courtesy Chat Guy

The office employee that sits near the printer. He/she is the employee that everyone uses to chat. This may be for time to pass or to not look like a loser while they wait for their printout.
Damn, huge line up at the printer... Its ok our courtesy chat guy Dave is over there. Im sure hes got an interesting story to help the time pass!
by seevas February 22, 2011
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Courtesy Reach

A courtesy reach is performed at a restaurant when the waiter presents the check. It's a reach for the wallet, with a pause, a slight lean in and a quizical look, intended to mislead the person who grabbed the check into thinking that you want to help with the check.
Jason was a great help at the meeting and even reached for his wallet at lunch.

Q: Awesome, Was it a quick draw?

A: Nope. It was more of a Courtesy Reach.
by Mr David January 14, 2012
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Courtesy Flush

Flushing while shitting. Although this noble gesture is meant to reduce the foul odor of your newly born treasure, there is a personal benefit. If you time this correctly, the turd that's still attached to your ass will get a helping 'pull' from the water below, giving you an extra inch of room your colon.
I shoulda known but the skids in bowl that she wouldn't have the decency to courtesy flush.
by Ferranz March 22, 2017
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courtesy curve

When you no longer want relations with an individual so you politely explain to them why you are no longer interested in continuing relations.
Matt: Wow, she just dubbed you like that?!
Devon: Yeah, not a word

Matt: Damn, after all that, not even a proper courtesy curve.
by OhDamn! March 24, 2017
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Courtesy stitch

Similar to the “husband stitch”, A
after a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.
After having 3 pig babies, sex was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway; my doctor says I need a Courtesy Stitch to please my husband.
by Tagurit888 October 15, 2018
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