cottagepxrn

“cottagepxrn” freddies whore.

Hey dude what does cottagepxrn mean?
It means freddies whore.

by Jajsjsjajnanamamw August 20, 2021

cottage cheese

When someone ejaculates and excretes at the same time during sexual intercourse.

Bro, she said she couldn't hold it in and she cottage cheesed all over my chest!

by urmeanium August 23, 2021

.cottagenqss

A beautiful fp called liana who uses they/them and they are so kind

The one and only .cottagenqss

by Harley dodley November 7, 2021

cottagecored

when you've committed so hard to the aesthetic that it seeps (get it) into your sex life and give yourself a tea enema

Wow my girlfriend totally cottagecored me last night

by fabaceousgarbanzo January 7, 2022

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Cottage Grove Oregon

a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.

Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.

Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon

by pissingincups March 22, 2022

Cottaged

To get fucked (anally)

Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.

by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022