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cottage pie

Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.
Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"
by mortalmanfr February 9, 2025
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Swiss Cottage Secondary School

A school situated 10 minutes away from Gombak MRT station. Relatively uneventful unless you're from 4E3 2021.
The principal is very cool, 10/10 like him as principal. However, the school could use a bit of capital injection to boost the school's budget.
Teachers progressively get better/more satirical the higher the level you go.
Amath and Chem is compulsory FYI
xdd: Eh I swee swee got into Swiss Cottage Secondary School wei
xmm: fuck you ccb i thought you coming with me go staircase for sex education nbcb
by probablyfromswisscotagesec August 26, 2021
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Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.
He was looking for cottage soap and titties.
by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020
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Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.
guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"
by itstylerrr February 2, 2023
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Cottage Nerd

Some one that's cringe asf and hangs out at the collage by KHS
Did you see that fucken cottage nerd sitting there all by himself.
by betyoureayear9fag January 8, 2020
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soothing cottage core

Girls that are green witches and read tarot for crying grandmother's at random train stations. You're more than lucky if you encounter one on the wild. Will say: 'people find them intimidating', but it'll seem close to impossible
Hannah Harmon is the definition of soothing cottage core I just wanna bake with her in the woods listening to good music
by thumbelina July 9, 2020
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Cottage

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003
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