Rotten Cortez

A Rotten Cotez is a combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Strawberry Shortcake. First you insert your finger/penis into her ass, after building up a coating of feces, you wipe it on her upper lip. After this, you ejaculate on her face, aiming for the eyes, then punch her in the nose. The resulting spanish mustache is responsible for half the name, also the blood shed symbolizes the struggle for the fountain of youth and the jizz "tears" the sorrow of never finding it.

That slut from the club was so drunk, she didn't even press charges after I gave her a Rotten Cortez.

by Uthanatos August 14, 2009

Conted

1) being completely intoxicated by any number of methods

2)To be unlucky

1) I was completely fuckin conted last nite

2) My girlfriend has run away with the milman... conted!!!

by Trout December 3, 2003

Cortella

The act of masturbating to math related concepts such as: parabolas, asymptotes, etc.

I would turn in my calculus homework but i cortellad all over it.

by poopscoopjames January 16, 2012

Corned beef legs

The consequence of having your laptop resting on your legs too long.

The heat projecting from his laptop whilst intermitternetting caused the occurrence of corned beef legs which created a heated, burned mark on his thighs.

by Katalan May 6, 2014

corned out

Installing ridiculous exhaust, horns, lights and other accessories on domestic pickup trucks.

Like ricers do to imports, corners do to trucks.

"Did you see that dodge pickup?"

"Yea, dude totally has it corned out."

by sexus_lexus April 22, 2015

Cortez

A WELL MANNERED BABY DICK BOY

You are really being a cortez right now

by XXXSol October 28, 2016

cooted

In association with the term 'cooter-mama', cooted means for a woman to cum.
A man would skeet as where a woman would coot.

"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted all over the place!"

by Amanda :* May 12, 2007