cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!

by crusoe90 March 28, 2017

Cooter tickler

another name for chin whiskers or a poets beard

look how good this cooter tickler looks

by aphilia July 6, 2009

Cooter Chum

N: The blood stain left after having period (menstrual) sex

How disgusting, she left a cooter chum stain on the pool table at the party last night!

by OfGreatQuality July 9, 2011

Cooter Dookie

When a woman's labia is super enflamed and dark, resembling a shit inside of a vagina.

Oh my....that's one big cooter dookie...

by Cooter dookie June 16, 2013

cooter pinch

Noun. The frame around a vagina created by tight fitting pants or shorts. Not as distinct as camel toe but similar. Considered sexy.

Hey man, those jeans give that chick a nice cooter pinch.

by Shiney1891 October 22, 2013

Cooter dick

Trans female to male

That one has a cooter dick

by StrayCat222282 August 24, 2020

cooter beans

Hispanic female who is acting in an aggressive manner.

Man Maria is acting like a real cooter beans

by Jbalright August 13, 2018