birth control 

A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years.

"Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy."

birth control by Trojan Man! January 23, 2010

self-control 

something i don't have

guy: "hey you want this totally not drugged drink?"

me who doesn't have any self-control: "yeah why not."

self-control by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018

Lost Control Of Your Life 

Hyperlink Blocked

IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!

Lost Control Of Your Life by UrbanDicter1 February 20, 2022

PARENTAL CONTROL 

A form of abuse since it shields your child from reality and prevents them from having a social life
Oh
Can ez be bypassed with a vpn

"mAyBe wE wIlL tAkE offF uR pArEnTaL CoNtROl iF yOu tOuCh gRAss" - Abusive parent.

PARENTAL CONTROL by gotouchgrass_8163 September 25, 2022

out of control like Sammy Hagar

incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society

"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."

out of control like Sammy Hagar by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009

Urban Dictionary Quality Control

Finally, a way to turn this site back into what it was supposed to be: a dictionary, not a damn chat room!

UDQC roX!

Urban Dictionary Quality Control by TheBurninator November 1, 2006

Dick control 

When a man can't say no to having sex with any woman and impregnating her, he clearly doesn't have any dick control.

Kid: Did that man plan on having 9 kids
Adult: No, he's just got no dick control

Dick control by T. Faller December 6, 2015