Comandre

A male sex god. Usually found with a herd of women trailing behind him waiting to receive his seed. Muscular, good looking, and intelligent, he can win ANY woman over.

"Fuck yes! I just got laid by a total Comandre!"

by caramia May 8, 2009

comma bitch

The act of applying a comma "," followed by the word "bitch!" to various signs and public messages. For Example, if I were to comma bitch a stop sign, I would place a comma after the word STOP and write "BITCH" underneath it. The sign would be "comma bitched". The sign would read, "STOP, Bitch!"

He would later comma bitch that sign so that it read, "The white zone is for loading and unloading vehicles only, BITCH!"

by Tom Santiago May 19, 2006

Tasty Coma Wife

Originally a reference to an episode of scrubs, wherein TCW (Tasty coma wife)dates J.D., This term now means any female in a hospital whose husband or boyfriend is incapacitated, and who is HAWT!

Dude, you see the Tasty coma wife who just walked into the ER?

by Nae'Blis January 20, 2009

Comander Bob

A little soy boy who gets 0 pussy

That comander bob sure is a simp

by TheRealReptar April 11, 2022

Comatose

One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!

"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

"??"

by piffman00 February 23, 2009

2 comma

1. any number in the millions (1,000,000-9,999,999) that has two commas
2. rich, snobby mofos

Man, those 2-comma kids think their shit don't smell or somethin'.

by thugpoet February 21, 2003

Lost coma

In a state of thinking about nothing but the tv show Lost.

Dude 1: "Hey want to go out tonight?"
Dude 2: "No. Lost was on last night. I'm still recovering from my Lost coma."
Dude 1: "I understand."

by Fennz February 6, 2010