dazed and confused

1) a cool song by led zeppelin. idiots would normally say: "OMG THIS SONG IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!" well, i have 8 ablums full of great zeppelin songs and can eaisly name 20 without mentioning stairway.

2) an awesome movie about the last day of skool in 1976. the movie was filmed in austin texas.



dazed and confused (the movie) is awesome! go buy it now!!!!

dazed and confused (the song) is awesome! go buy zeppelin 1 now!!!!
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Someone who is half black and half white and thinks they are only black, forgetting about there other half.
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A girl who only has done anal sex.
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Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.
My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!
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When the meaning behind a simple text doesn't transfer to the actual intended meaning.
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dick that so small it looks like virgina with balls
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seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.
that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.
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