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Condaleeza Rice

A person who does not have time to fulfill their official duty (appearing before the 9/11 commission), but plenty of time to go on Fox News to be interviewed by Sean Hannity, a right wing apologist.
A child in school Condaleeza Riced when he blew off class, but spent twice that time explaining why class is irrelevant.
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Condemned

Adj: Used to Show fear, or a sudden jump in heart rate in responce to a sight of horror. Causes oneself to stand in corners where the rest of the room, and or all doors in the room are visible.
Oh Snap Jack, Thats Was Some Condemned shit right there!
by Nick Delieto July 16, 2008
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Condemned

One of the most badass games EVER. You can tase a bro then beat his head in with a 2x4. It's also scary as shit. Real man's game.
Woah Ethan Thomas just cracked this guys skull with this pipe. I fucking love condemned!
by FistOfMith February 7, 2009
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Roman Candle

1. The act of doing a girl from behind, pulling out (similar the the flying houdini) putting your dick between her ass cheeks at a steep angle, and blowing you load. The final effect should be shots of jizz flying up, similar to a Roman Candle. Bonus points for landing it on the bitches head
Billy was raw-doggin it in Suzy, and, not wanted to knock her up, was prepared to just skeet on the bed. However, to spice things up, he instead did the Roman Candle, and proceeded to drop a huge load on top of Suzys head.
by lick.my.wick January 22, 2009
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chondles

tunes (from choons), or indeed cheers, alternatively.
'chondles for the fags maaaate.'
OR
'here, go put on some chondles'
by Danby February 13, 2009
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Candle Sticking

The act of having dental floss tied around your penis while someone pulls on it with the're teeth.
Dude My Cock is raw after a good candle sticking
by White Hunter April 28, 2011
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Condelation

Girl that's some condelation
by Condelatio December 30, 2018
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