iraqi press conference

When someone throws a shoe at you

I was so pissed at James, that I performed an Iraqi press conference and knocked him the fuck out

by Burn813 November 21, 2013

concequence

For every action}, there is an equal and opposite reaction.(not allways a true statement).

A motorist decides to cross a rail,even though he/she sees' the aproaching train.The motorists' reaction is to stomp on the gas and try to beat the train,but fails.The ONLY reaction the conductor of the train has is to blow his horn,as a train cannot stop on a dime.The two collide. The "EQUAL" part of the deffinition for concequence is thrown right out the window, as the conductor has survived the wreck, and the concequence for the motorist is most assuredly a winning ticket to the pearly gates!

by Sarah Mansfield September 17, 2007

Conference foot

Condition where you get gout in your joints as result of the previous days overeating or indulgence at a conference.

Paul: “I can hardly walk today after all the food we had at the conference yesterday”
Linus: “It looks to me as if you have a serious case of Conference Foot”

by Linus Hanger August 26, 2011

Wear Confidence

The most beautiful thing you can wear, because the way you feel affects your decisions and actions.

Wear confidence, so that you can feel more confident in your own skin—it’s good for you and those who look up to you.

by MathPlus January 9, 2019

conference ass

The stench of a bathroom at most any convention center, airport, or site of a conference. Traveling, eating conference food, excessive alcohol consumption, and drinking the local water leads to conference ass. Typified by loud, gas-y echoing from the toilet bowl.

similar to travelers butt, mudbutt, diarrhea

The sputtering rumbles diarrhea from those stalls means "Tom has conference ass."

by CW99 November 1, 2007

confidence

A word stupid people use because they don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

I can't think of one.

by Rick S. April 4, 2005

Tehran Conference

The act of attempting to fuck a German with an American, a Russian and a Brit. Usually resulting in the Russian succeeding by going in from the right and the Brit not allowed to go through the south entrance.

“Let’s go fuck that bushy German” “fuck yeah can’t wait to properly Tehran conference them”

by CEO_of_bruh_moments May 1, 2021