Commucrat

What the former Democrats have morphed into as America-hating socialists.

The Commucrats are dedicated to remaking America into a country where success is punished by redistributing the wealth to level the playing field.

by doctorhugo May 16, 2009

computard

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.

quoteSPOILER ALERT: color;whiteat the end, he turns out to be his father/coler/quote

You computard.

by SelfControl November 13, 2004

Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

Someone who is compulsively obsessed with Omegle or any other random video chatting website. They usually spend most of their time on it searching for celebrities like Justin Bieber.

Sally: OMG! I saw Justin Bieber on Omegle last night!

Jenni (to Paula): She definitely has a bad case of Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

by Cee_DOg April 22, 2011

computer

If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.

To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.

by ddt November 21, 2004

apple computer

The first computer company that marketted a preassembled PC. Started by Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs somewhere around 1976. This company grew a cult-like following of users.

Apple computer started the PC revolution.

by K Schade July 6, 2003

Computer Nerd

Somebody who knows more than the speaker about computers, who by implication has no social skills although this bares no relation to the likelihood of the term being used. Not to be confused with players of online role playing games, who are more accurately known as twats, most computer nerds are male and work in a different company department from the speaker.

"I would ask the computer nerds downstairs but they say really complicated things that make me feel stupid," said the stupid person

by Frog Jacuzzi July 14, 2009

Exploring Computer Science

ECS is the absolutely most boring class imaginable. It is taught by a woman named Ms Woster who looks like she has come back from the dead, and she literally sucks the life out from you like a dementor. The class causes many of the students to have suicidal thoughts because they want to escape the pain. The class is one of the many required tortuous classes at Ursuline Academy of Death. If a student survives the school, she is most likely able to survive the harsh real world.

Help me, I'm stuck in Exploring Computer Science with the Woster!

by gurlyyy December 2, 2011