Combat Load

1. (noun) The act of performing the "two-pump chump," then pulling out and shooting your partner in the eye. Quick and to the point, like in a combat situation.

2. (noun) The act of ejaculating while bullets, mortars, rockets, or other projectiles are flying overhead.

1. "Dude, I can't believe that bitch thought she was gonna get off. I just put it in, pulled it out, and hit her with the combat load!"

2. "My philosophy is this: If I'm about to die, I might as well get one last orgasm in! I've got well over twenty combat loads under my belt."

by pervertatoid August 14, 2010

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when you slam a girl in bed so hard that she has her period the next day like chuck norris beat up her pussy. while your smoking weed at the same time.

John:dude i played mortal combat with my girl that she couldnt walk the next day! and same as ur mom...

by SARAHCALMYOURTITS August 21, 2011

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combat boots

combat boots are the official foot wear of bashers every where. it doesnt matter if your racist or anti-gay if your not wearing combat boots when you bash its only half cool

friend: hey wanna go gay bashing?

me: fuck yea! lemme get my combat boots

by Mr.Frankenstein February 12, 2009

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